CORPORATE LOGO ANORAK

FUCKER IS WATERPROOF
ITS ALSO A GOOD WINDBREAKER
WHEELIE TESTED WHEELIE APPROVED
HOW?!? GLAD YOU FUCKIN ASKED
I WORE IT IN MY SHOWER AND DIDN'T GET WET
100% NYLON SHELL WITH WATERPROOF COATING
WATER PRESSURE RESISTANCE - 10,000MM
INNER PU COATING BREATHABILITY - 5,000
KANGAROO POCKET CAN STORE A GLOCK 45 IF YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF THING
SIDE SLIT POCKETS LET YOU HOLD YOUR OWN HAND
DRAWSTRINGS AT THE HOOD LET YOU LOOK LIKE KENNY
TIGHTENING TOGGLES AT THE WAISTBAND HELP YOU NOT LOOK LIKE A TRAFFIC CONE
ELASTIC CUFFS LET YOU SHOW OFF YOUR SICK WRISTPIECE
LIL DRAGON ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE JACKET
*THIS IS A PRE-ORDER. I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH SPACE IN MY ONE BEDROOM, ONE BATHROOM APARTMENT. PRE-ORDER WILL CLOSE ON 11/7 AND ORDERS WILL SHIP IN THE FOLLOWING 2-3 WEEKS.*